King of Wikipedia
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The King of Wikipedia is the head of state of Wikipedia. The current King is King Jimbo I, who possesses the proverbial sceptre and the invisible crown of dignity and respect received from Wikipedians. Wikipedians are inhabitants of this fantastic, but not fabulous, kingdom. Rules exist, but not issued directly by King Jimbo I. In fact, the Jimbo was taken a cloister rule, rarely making appearance on Wikipedia personally. He speaks to his subjects through a golden medium adorned by jewels which is known as the M-list. His ministerial body consists of a bureaucracy. In addition, those who obey the King include the administrators.
His titles include:
- King of Wikipedia
- Queen of England
Co-founder of Wikipedia- Emperor of Wiktionary
- Grand Duke of Wikiquote
- Earl of Wikibooks
- Baron of Wikisource
- Father of Wikinews
- Viscount of Meta
- Grand High Marshal of Wikiversity
- Director of the Wikimedia Foundation
- President and CEO of Bomis Inc.
- Enforcer of the GFDL
- Protector of the wiki
- Shah of Wikivoyage
- Captain of Wikidata
- Count of Wikifunctions
- Baronet of Wikispore
- Pontiff of the Reformed Church of Wikipedia
- Raj of All Wikipedians
- Mikado of Wiki-lovers
- Prinz of the Wikipedias
- Lordship of the Future Republic of Wikipedia
- The Discordian Pope
- Supreme Lord of Wikispecies
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This article is a parody. This is not real. Really. I mean, really, Wikipedia is not a monarchy (it's actually a dictatorship, duh).