Ultimate Wikdown of Pedia Destiny

The Song

Let's roll, Simply!
Right on, Darkness!

SaturnYoshi was hopping around,
New York City like a big playground,
When suddenly Highway burst from the shade,
And hit SaturnYoshi with a high grenade!
SaturnYoshi got pissed and began to revolt,
But didn't expect to be blocked by Colt,
Who proceeded to open up a can of Colt Fu,
When Raven's Apprentice came out of the blue!

And he started beating up Coltbonblue,
And they both got flattened by Highway's car, too,
But before it could make it back to the Highcave,
LinaMishima popped out of her grave,
And took an AK-47 out from under her hat,
And blew Highway away with a rat-a-tat-tat,
But she ran out of bullets and she ran away,
Because Wikipedia is Communism came to save the day!

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Admins, vandals, and articles as far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
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SaturnYoshi took a bite out of that Communist slime,
Like good Ed Poor took a bite out of crime.
And then Colt came back covered in a tire track,
But TJ Spyke jumped out and landed on his back!
And Highway was injured and trying to get steady,
When LinaMishima came back with a machete,
But something caught her leg and she tripped,
Willy on Wheels took her out with his whip!

Then he saw SaturnYoshi sneaking up from behind,
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find,
'Cause Highway stole it and he shot and he missed
And TJ Spyke deflected it with his fist.
And he jumped in the air and did a somersault,
While LinaMishima tried to pole-vault,
Onto Communism, but they collided in the air,
And they both got hit by Cute 1 4 u’s stare!

Ooh...

This is the Ultimate Wikdown of Pedia Destiny,
Admins, vandals, and articles as far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
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Edits sang out with immaculate tales,
Down from the heavens came Jimbo Wales,
Who delivered a kick which brings men to their heels,
Into the crotch of Willy on Wheels!
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
As Highway changed back... into Highway,
But Wales saw through, his clever disguise,
And crushed Highway’s head, in between his thighs!

Then Sockpuppet the Grey, and Sockpuppet the White,
And "Monkey13 and the Holy Grail"'s Monkey Knight,
And GregorB Mussolini, and Simply MP,
Cowboy Jaedza and FrenchIsAwesome, I see,
Wikipedian, Stewart05, PinkDeoxys, DarthVader
H2P, Editor at Large, every last administrator,
CyberSkull and Daniel.Bryant, that's totaling,
knuckles, sonic, 8, and P L Logan!

All came out of nowhere lightning fast,
And kicked Jimbo Wales in his cowboy - - -,
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,
With one civilian looking on in total awe!
And the fight raged on for a century,
Many lives were claimed but eventually,
The champion stood the rest saw their better:
Darkness Lord in a bloodstained sweater!

This is the Ultimate Wikdown of Pedia Destiny,
Admins, vandals and articles as far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
This is the Ultimate Wikdown...
This is the Ultimate Wikdown...
This is the Ultimate Wikdown...
Of Pedia Destiny!